is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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