no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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