So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
