My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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