we're blogging at a bar
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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