like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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