Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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