If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Are my feet made of real feet?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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