I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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