How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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