So drunk its hurt
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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