it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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