Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We just shotgunned beers for America
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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