oh god the rape fog is back!
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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