I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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