I don't usually arrange sex via text message
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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