I wannas sexs uuuuu
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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