Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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