he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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