For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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