you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
The feeling are messing with the penis
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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