he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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