windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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