You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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