I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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