i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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