I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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