Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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