Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
