Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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