no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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