so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
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