Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
