I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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