If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just found puke in my bra..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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