That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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