SEEEEXXX PLEASE
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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