I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i now understand why vodka
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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