she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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