He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
