I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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