yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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