Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
