Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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