oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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