so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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