And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you win again, gameday.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Randomize
