tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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