Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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