I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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