Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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