Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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